My thoughts while lurking through Facebook

  • Me: what the fuck
  • Me: seriously?, you're like 5 years old.
  • Me: slut
  • Me: whore
  • Me: "oh watch out, we have a bad ass over here"
  • Me: shut up, your boyfriend left you because you're a whore
  • Me: stfu you attention seeker
  • Me: bitch you ain't clever, you got that from tumblr
  • Me: PUT YOUR BOOBS BACK IN YOUR SHIRT GIRL!
  • Me: no one cares
  • Me: Do i even know you?
  • Me: You're annoying, no one cares what you are eating
  • Me: Stop posing like that.
  • Me: thanks for inviting me, you bitch.
  • Me: I hate you all

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mmmishal:

awwww this is the cutest thing ever <3

My future child better do this for me one day. If not, back to the store with it.

(Source: justaskinnyboy.com)

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